In the midst of The Great Emu War and post depression in rural Australia, two contrasting yet equally half-witted farmers, John and Rob, face head to head with one of the dangerous beasts. Against the guidance of indifferent Army officials, the farmers deal with the situation themselves.

A shy teenager finally works up the courage to ask his crush for a skate at the local roller rink, but just as sparks begin to fly, her jealous ex-boyfriend storms in with his cronies.