A man going through a series of unfortunate events, while facing his friendly inner demon, will stop at nothing to win his girlfriend back. All while slowly becoming a serial killer.

A benevolent 17th-century toymaker leaves his shop one night to take some toys to children whose parents can't afford them. On his way back, he meets some attractive women with exaggerated orthodontics, and what he's become still exists in the present, still judges who are naughty and nice but few would call him benevolent.

Al Snow must travel to a will reading. Only two things stand in his way, his rival River Steele, and traveling six hundred miles in seven days with no vehicle, no money, and no friends.