"New York City! Times Square! Broadway! The pulse, the heartbeat, the main artery of the theater throughout the world. To millions of young girls throughout America, it's more than a place. It's a symbol. A state of mind. A beckoning, coaxing Lorelei to the stage-struck everywhere. In endless numbers they flock like moths to the elusive candle of Broadway success, a dream that sometimes does come true..."

Ralph Kramden directs a play version of "A Christmas Carol" for his boss' fundraiser.

With a Christmas lotto radio show coming up, Ralph Kramden invests his mother-in-law's social security check, Ed Norton's Christmas bonus, and the Nortons' life savings into lottery tickets.