A modern retelling of the Cyrano de Bergerac story among stand-up comics, with a bartender helping her much better-looking friend seem smart.

Caesar didn't think it couldn't get any worse when his college sweetheart left the country to study abroad, until she comes back engaged to another man! He seeks solace in a late night radio talk show where confused couples and desperate singles call and complain about their love lives to Julie, the show's host. The fun and trouble begins when Caesar and Julie flirt with the idea of an off-air romance.

Cabbie-turned-chauffeur Jimmy Tong learns there is really only one rule when you work for playboy millionaire Clark Devlin : Never touch Devlin's prized tuxedo. But when Devlin is temporarily put out of commission in an explosive accident, Jimmy puts on the tux and soon discovers that this extraordinary suit may be more black belt than black tie. Paired with a partner as inexperienced as he is, Jimmy becomes an unwitting secret agent.