While investigating the brutal murder of her parents, a young woman is kidnapped, raped, and left for dead. On All Hallows Eve she comes back dressed as a blood-thirsty pussycat keen on taking the souls of the men who destroyed her world.

Resurrected and displaced in time, Zombie Jesus Vampire Hunter leads a merciless, brutal, blood-soaked crusade against vampire hordes, Roman tyrants, and genocidal Nazis, unleashing divine wrath to bulldoze a path of carnage for his family toward their intergalactic ship—before eternal darkness consumes the world.