An eleven-year-old girl, living in Edinburgh, Scotland, hates her Christian name, Kylie. She prefers to be called "Morticia" And she wants a real Dad she can identify with. She wants Dracula...and she wants to be a vampire.

Two of Australia's finest acors, Jo Kennedy and Paul Chubb, combine in this delicate two-hander that explores the relationship between a middle-aged man who has left the Church, and a rock singer.