A functioning depressive, Bill Gotts (Casey Manderson) had a completely different vision when he imagined life in his thirties. The opinion columnist attempts to find his way through an early mid life crisis with the help of his over opinionated and equally flawed peers, to eventually conclude that he knows nothing. Though, that revelation may be the best step toward actually discovering something great in life.

Sociopathic Charlotte is struggling to keep her late night diner in business. After years of serving the same sleazy men, she comes up with an unconventional solution, that benefits her restaurant.