A dissatisfied marriage, a secret crush, and workplace fantasies come to a head in a diner run by a mole with a hot ass.

A young woman returns home from school disillusioned with life only to find solace in a high school freshman and a local burnout.

In an attempt to impress a woman, a young man stages a party and invites a few of his friends, forgetting they are all self-obsessed schmucks, himself included.