Hard-drinking novelist Zach Hutton spirals out of control after his wife and mistress both leave him. Alone and crippled by a bad case of writer's block, Zach slips in and out of casual relationships and one-night stands, while his drinking becomes more and more severe. With the help of a bartender and his therapist, Zach confronts his demons — women and alcohol.

Host Andy Nichols and his trusty Mam-O-Reader scanner searches Hollywood to find the perfect breasts, and several gorgeous women are willing to bare all in order to win.

An alien impregnates an Earth woman so she can deliver an alien "messiah" that will rule the world. A newspaper reporter finds out what's going on and sets out to stop it.

Ulric's daughter unites with warrior Thane against evil Lord Khoura, who covets the knife of Aktar.

A cross dresser helps three whores on their search for rich husbands.

The geeky owner of an antique shop accidentally releases a beautiful genie from her imprisonment. She grants him three wishes.

A TV news cameraman, hailed as a hero for pulling a woman from a burning car, finds that his ratings-hungry boss is deliberately placing him in dangerous situations in a quest for even more ratings.

The Double Deuce is the meanest, loudest and rowdiest bar south of the Mason-Dixon Line, and Dalton has been hired to clean it up. He might not look like much, but the Ph.D.-educated bouncer proves he's more than capable – busting the heads of troublemakers and turning the roadhouse into a jumping hot spot. But Dalton's romance with the gorgeous Dr. Clay puts him on the bad side of cutthroat local big shot Brad Wesley.

Two friends use the casting couch to seduce women while pretending to be movie producers.