Valerie Vincent was Hollywood's reigning blonde sex queen until her mysterious and tragic death. Now, several years later, every aspiring actress is vying to play her in the steamy new motion picture based on Valerie's life. Along the way, some strange facts are discovered about Valerie's disappearance and some rather shocking ones about her early film career.

A sentient talking couch shares stories of the carnal activities of its various owners that it encourages to have sex on it. Said owners are an uptight female psychiatrist, a swinging married couple, a sleazy porn filmmaker, and a group of rowdy hippie musicians.