SPENCER, the king of his suburban castle, is kept awake one night by his eccentric neighbor KINKADE. Tensions rise and it becomes unclear which of them is actually disturbing the peace.

In a world where cooking is a televised sport, fry cook Francois Bradshaw is invited to the prestigious Titanium Chef tournament; but he'll have to turn up the heat to triumph over Vladimir Vechnik, the most feared chef in the world.

Upon arrival at a Southern Christian Univesity, college freshman Susie expects to be engaged by the time she graduates. But over the course of her 4 years, things don't go as planned... and she must take increasingly desperate measures to get a ring.