JoBeth is an 11-year-old girl who gets bullied at school. Desperate for help, she writes a letter to Santa Claus asking for revenge instead of toys and candy. Her wishes come true when, on Christmas eve, her enemies get a visit from an avenging, blood-thirsty Santa Claus and a couple of deranged, sadistic elves. By employing heavy artillery and extreme violence, JoBeth's bullies get their punishment and the Christmas spirit is restored.

A runaway human slave from Earth's future escapes to the present day.

Jeff Dane is a young man who gets a new roommate. Unfortunately, his new roommate is an older, somewhat quirky guy who believes in government conspiracies and time travel. Things get really strange when his new roommate tries to convince him that they are the same person, and he has been sent back in time to watch his past self....

When Rebecca went away to college, her boyfriend John thought video chatting would help them stay in touch. But idle curiosity leads to a dark secret when Rebecca and John video chat with Vera Madeline, an online psychic, who initiates a deadly reign of terror over their lives.

A cyclist's cross-country ride comes to a halt when an out of place traffic light on a desolate, desert road remains red. The only way to cross successfully is by the help of a bearded handyman, whose enlightened skills send the cyclist on his path.

The morning after kicking off their semester with a patriotic "stars, stripes, and strippers" party, the members of the Omega fraternity awaken to a find a baby on their doorstep. After little to no deliberation, the Omegas decide to pledge the baby. When a rival fraternity member, Rico, learns of this, he devises a plot to ruin the Omegas reputation in the eyes of the student body at Hamilton University. It's up to the Omegas to not only secure their legacy at the University, but to also raise a baby in a fraternity house.