It's autumn in New York. Sam has broken up with his girlfriend and his father has recently died. World-weary and sloppy drunk, he finds temporary solace in the arms of Anna, a mysterious vampire who draws him away from his friends and into a web of addiction and madness.

The second coming of Christ - this time as a smokin' hot, Rasta motorcycle-mamma, who tries to save the world, in particular a southern white-trash whore, from the evil of man.