Bob Friends (Michael Waite) is a thirty-something salesman who works two jobs and lives with his sister. He has a dream of opening a fast food restaurant for kids selling only pink and blue food. When his boss (Evan R. Press) tells him to spend a few days with the company's top seller, Stephanie (Gheree O'Bannon), he accidentally gets involved with an eccentric con woman named Verushka (Yelena Danova) instead. She implicates Bob in her daffy get-rich-quick schemes, usually on the wrong side of the law. By the time he figures it all out, he's fallen for her charms.

On her birthday, Ann visits the P.O.D. outpost where her estranged gay fathers, Callum and Devin, reunite for her. A scream attracts deadly raptors, forcing the family to take refuge in their car as Ann suffers an asthma attack. When a smuggled raptor egg is revealed, returning it becomes their only chance to survive.