When a seaside town is gripped in a vice of drug fuelled corruption, sometimes the only solution is to book a dance with the Morris Men. In pursuit of his childhood sweetheart, loner Tommy Martin enrols in her Morris dancing club. He soon realises that all is not as it seems, and the Tendring Guild of the Morris Men is actually a cover for a secret society of shadowy assassins, as ancient as the British realm. Before he knows it, Tommy is sucked into a perilous underworld, where danger lurks behind a blood red wax seal and the only dancing is with the devil himself

Reluctant kids’ entertainer, Alice, thinks her life has hit the bottom - until she accidentally kills her neighbour Thomas with her car and his ghost convinces her to hide his body. With the body decomposing, and the neighbours getting suspicious, they need a plan to keep Alice out of prison, and Thomas’ soul away from his nagging wife’s.

During adolescence, Deborah wrote everything to Daniel Griffiths, a national movie star and her favorite actor. Years later, she forgets it and lives her tedious marriage and life. One day, after joining Daniel Griffiths Facebook fan group. Daniel Griffths starts to talk to her online. She believes he is the real Daniel Griffiths, and she falls in love at the age of 46. Her chronic loss of appetite becomes dynamic. She can not stop eating. She is caught by her husband and runs out of her house. When she tries to contact Griffiths she realizes his online persona is a scam. She throws up on the street. When she is back home, she picks up her teenage diary and talks to a fragmented spirit in it.

A bumbling amateur historian stumbles across a cosmic relic that opens doorways to other worlds, launching him on a madcap journey through bizarre dimensions, ancient mysteries, hidden conspiracies, and internet-fuelled chaos.