Three characters' misadventures in semi-deserted, summertime Rome: a dim-witted mama's boy falls for a tourist; a would-be womanizer struggles to find company for his sex tourism trip to Kraków; a hippie is drawn into his father's schemes to bring him back into polite society.

In three vignettes, two exes, a tour guide and a married couple struggle to overcome a series of misadventures during their vacations.