Emily Young, a senior, wants to be elected as her sorority's president. She adopts a cute sloth, thinking it can become the new mascot and help her win, until a string of fatalities implicate the sloth as the main suspect in the murders.

Johnny is burdened with the desire to euthanize his terminally ill mother in order to relieve her.

Something else is big on these girls and it's definitely not there dicks!