Lezcano, a jack of all trades, unwittingly gets caught up in the web of a gang of crooks. Suddenly, he finds himself being pursued by all the police forces in the EEC. In his attempt to escape, he steals a helicopter, but since he doesn't know how to fly it, he becomes... the pilot of doom...

The main story is about a monastery where nuns smoke weed and pretend to be lesbians and is extremely random and doesn't really make any sense at any point!

Kyriakos has spent his entire career working for the Greek Customs Service. Day and night, holidays and weekdays, he has become the fear and terror of the airport and the pursuer of every smuggler who dares to enter. He is Cerberus. His personal life is non-existent. Unmarried and alone, his only love is his duty...