A woman is pregnant but is not sure if the father is her dead boyfriend as a young beggar who claims to be descended from a vampire hunting family claims that she could have conceived him with a vampire looking for offspring.

Two young men steal an Egyptian mummy and are pursued by an Egyptian assassin who wants to return the relic to his country, by a paleontologist, by two police officers, and by the ghost of an ancient curse.

A pair of women leave their small town and dud boyfriends behind for fun in Madrid.