A small-town funeral director, doctor and sheriff are vampires who suck blood from the recently not-quite-dead on the embalming table and then immediately kill the newly converted vampire. When one of their victims disappears before being staked, they are threatened with being exposed if the new vampire surfaces.

A man stops in for a quick haircut but the barber doesn't know how to deal with his type of hair.

An FBI free-lancer stashes a stolen Las Vegas-crime tape in a high-tech car stolen by someone else.