Roman Juniper, a husband and father of three, is forced to go work on the Saturday of his daughter's birthday. He intends to make it back home in time for cake, but a sharp turn of events leads his family to believe their patriarch is in grave danger.

Two hunky gardeners (and aspiring actors) who work in the buff for Hollywood's gay, rich, and famous; find themselves pitted against each other over the leading role in their boss' new script.