"In the world of the fly," says biologist Uexkull, "we find only fly things. In the world of the sea urchin we find only sea urchin things." This is the Colonel’s story and here you will find only Colonel things.

Four friends—Ēriks, Muļķis, Jogurts and Džindža—set off on a road trip to Tukums, where they encounter a cast of odd characters (the Madman, the Bride, a hunter, even a King). Along the way they inadvertently become chicken thieves, crash a TV show taping and tumble into a series of increasingly absurd adventures.