A contract killer's Christmas dinner is interrupted by a squad of Russian mob enforcers bent on revenge.

Comedy about a woman suffering from low self esteem who gets breast enhancement surgery, unaware that her surgeon worships H.P. Lovecraft's elder gods, and the surgery is part of a diabolical plot to rule the world.

Stan fled his small town life in search of fame and fortune. Little did he know that he'd be forced to return in order to write the perfect story on the perfect holiday. Stan is met with a myriad of characters including his childhood crush , a deranged homeless man, and the egotistical mayor (these are 3 spearate people BTW) Oh, and did we mention there is a spirit of ancient evil bent on death and destruction? We Didnt? Our Bad. Can stan defeat this creature, get the girl and along the way learn the meaning of one of the weirdest holidays ever (that we swear is a real thing)? You'll have to watch the movie to find out! Join local springville heroes, September Brothers, as they present a tale of love, killing and plenty of Krupnik! What else could it be but DYNGUS DAY!