A young couple is concerned by night noises and disembodied voices in their house. Concerned about house intruders, it is beyond belief when they are held hostage by escaped criminals from another time and place. Very weird criminals.

Due to a chemical weapons experiment gone wrong, the entire Earth became afflicted with total color blindness. A scientist finds a formula to correct the eyes perception of color, but as he is about to release it to the world, sinister forces murder him and steal the formula. Or think they have. They didn't steal the main piece of the formula and will now stop at nothing to get it! Monochromia is a comedy of greed, corruption, greed and more greed.

What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?