The McCabe family's weekend getaway is turned upside down when a mysterious stranger knocks on their door.

Resurrected and displaced in time, Zombie Jesus Vampire Hunter leads a merciless, brutal, blood-soaked crusade against vampire hordes, Roman tyrants, and genocidal Nazis, unleashing divine wrath to bulldoze a path of carnage for his family toward their intergalactic ship—before eternal darkness consumes the world.