Michelle is the night auditor of the Sleepytime Inn, where she handles irate guests with insane complaints, incompetent coworkers, stingy bosses, and physically exhausting adventures.

Rick Sloan inherited a real pain in the neck when his parents passed; a storage unit containing the remains of Count Dracula. Drugs aren't the only thing ravaging wild and wonderful West Virginia; the warm blood of the living no longer satisfies the Prince of Darkness, he must have the intoxicating blood of the addicted. Now it's up to Rick and a ragtag band of vampire hunters to defeat the hopped up undead before they suck and smoke their way through society.

A teenage girl named Nancy runs away from home to escape an abusive relationship. She is befriended by a couple on a camping trip, however, their trip turns deadly when the group is attacked by a Satanic cult hellbent on murder and ritualistic sacrifice.