Spyware Incorporated hold no responsibility for damage caused to the body or mind of the spy using the device as a result of bad decisions made on behalf of the device. While highly advanced in decision-making capabilities, the gadget has the potential of an “off day” in which it does not operate at it’s a-game. Spyware Incorporated has found that the best way to resolve this issue is to allow the decisionmaster 3000 to have a spa day and eat a meatball marinara subway sandwich made by one of their most highly esteemed sandwich artists. Spyware incorporated also recognises that in the heated moments we suggest the device is used in, this course of action may not be possible, so we recommend always carrying a subway sandwich with you just in case. Failure to comply to our recommendations is likely to lead to mission failure or death, for which Spyware Incorporated may not be held responsible.

Man meets woman, and everything goes well...or does it?

Spyware Incorporated hold no responsibility for damage caused to the body or mind of the spy using the device as a result of bad decisions made on behalf of the device. While highly advanced in decision-making capabilities, the gadget has the potential of an “off day” in which it does not operate at it’s a-game. Spyware Incorporated has found that the best way to resolve this issue is to allow the decisionmaster 3000 to have a spa day and eat a meatball marinara subway sandwich made by one of their most highly esteemed sandwich artists. Spyware incorporated also recognises that in the heated moments we suggest the device is used in, this course of action may not be possible, so we recommend always carrying a subway sandwich with you just in case. Failure to comply to our recommendations is likely to lead to mission failure or death, for which Spyware Incorporated may not be held responsible.

An endless game of rock paper scissors

Spyware Incorporated hold no responsibility for damage caused to the body or mind of the spy using the device as a result of bad decisions made on behalf of the device. While highly advanced in decision-making capabilities, the gadget has the potential of an “off day” in which it does not operate at it’s a-game. Spyware Incorporated has found that the best way to resolve this issue is to allow the decisionmaster 3000 to have a spa day and eat a meatball marinara subway sandwich made by one of their most highly esteemed sandwich artists. Spyware incorporated also recognises that in the heated moments we suggest the device is used in, this course of action may not be possible, so we recommend always carrying a subway sandwich with you just in case. Failure to comply to our recommendations is likely to lead to mission failure or death, for which Spyware Incorporated may not be held responsible.

the world wasn't ready

Inspired by Come Dine With Me, 5 friends host a series of dinner parties to crown a champion, and a director loses his mind as a fun project becomes a year long feature length nightmare

Inspired by Come Dine With Me, 5 friends host a series of dinner parties to crown a champion, and a director loses his mind as a fun project becomes a year long feature length nightmare

I keep thinking someone Is standing beside me When I turn to grab them They jump back inside of me They tell me to do things And so does the radio And learn from the satellite That orbits my shadow, yeah

I keep thinking someone Is standing beside me When I turn to grab them They jump back inside of me They tell me to do things And so does the radio And learn from the satellite That orbits my shadow, yeah