As London's East End scrubs up for the coronation, Mr and Mrs Peachum gear up for a bumper day in the beggary business. Keeping tight control of the city's underground – and their daughter’s whereabouts.

Esme is a vampire looking for love. When she attends a Supernatural Speed Dating event, she must navigate the chaotic dating pool - rude goblins, gym-bro werewolves, and 700-year-old vampires with a thing for age gaps. But when she meets a mysterious man in the romantic gardens, maybe her life won't suck so much after all.