Barbara lounges in her bed longing for male companionship. She calls two different men to come visit, but they're both previously occupied. As she waits for at least one of them to show up, she fantasizes about what it will be like when he arrives.

The Star Angels are sent to the planet Phallus to prevent a takeover of Earth.

Two former Siamese twins - Q and Grossfinger - are the respective leaders of good and evil. The evil Grossfinger sends agent Ken Starbuck to seduce call girl Luciana and recruit her into their sinister organization. She agrees to let doctors implant an atomic device in her vagina, a device which will suck the brains of the johns into a tiny computer while they climax. Meanwhile, Q finds out about the sinister plot and sends Commander James to resolve the situation with the help of a special decoder.

A man scams eager renters into renting a house he doesn't own.