Archie is a God on a mission to ensure that true love always wins. Or, short of that, that someone is going to die trying. Not that he particularly cares which outcome it is. That's Archie's "Bad Cupid" approach to romance and beware anyone who gets in his way, especially anyone he's actually trying to help.

After losing his job, Jim moves back to his hometown and discovers a local celebrity has gone missing. Sensing a deep conspiracy, Jim gets his 16 year old cousin, Colly, to help him solve the mystery.