Joan delivers her biting tongue to the Queen and her country.

Electric Blue goes down under again, this time from the 1987 America's Cup in Perth. Our hostesses, a pair of gorgeous Aussie models, pose for the cameras amidst the action on Freemantle Harbour, and again later while jet-boating down the Swan River. Also features main story "Adult Fairy Tale" about a resurrected sorceress, an Electric Blue party featuring celebrity impersonators, the Aussie strip revue "Rage with a Raunchy Lady" and a profile on Page 3 girl Gail Thackray (aka Gail Harris), who is interviewed and even skydives naked.

Australian Diana Spencer wins a competition in a women's magazine, and as a prize gets a trip for two to London, where she wants to meet her idol and namesake, Princess Diana. She goes there with her fiance, Mark, but during the garden party the Princess plans to attend, things get mixed up and Aussie Diana gets arrested with Paparazzi photographer Rob. Diana really wants to meet the Princess and follows Rob as he searches for Princess Di to take some photos.