A random invitation to a Halloween party leads a man into the hands of a rogue collective sparking a bloodbath of mishap, mayhem and hilarity.

CRABWALK follows the suburban misadventures of Gordon Mooner, a mischievous, twenty-six year old, college educated deadbeat. Tired of his freeloading, Gordon's parents present him with one last twenty dollar bill, forcing him from his basement refuge to spend the day in search of gainful employment. After stealing a moped, losing his undershorts and getting trounced in a fistfight, he finds much more.

CRABWALK follows the suburban misadventures of Gordon Mooner, a mischievous, twenty-six year old, college educated deadbeat. Tired of his freeloading, Gordon's parents present him with one last twenty dollar bill, forcing him from his basement refuge to spend the day in search of gainful employment. After stealing a moped, losing his undershorts and getting trounced in a fistfight, he finds much more.

West Point, New York, 1830. When a cadet at the burgeoning military academy is found hanged with his heart cut out, the top brass summons former New York City constable Augustus Landor to investigate. While attempting to solve this grisly mystery, the reluctant detective engages the help of one of the cadets: a strange but brilliant young fellow by the name of Edgar Allan Poe.

A random invitation to a Halloween party leads a man into the hands of a rogue collective sparking a bloodbath of mishap, mayhem and hilarity.