PRISON GUARDS AIN'T CALLED "SCREWS!" FOR NOTHING! It's dead cushy in prison these days innit? They've got plasmas, mobiles, ciggies and booze all courtesy of HMP…But doing time wivout their birds is hard for some blokes and the randy prison guards are only too pleased to help the thieving good for nothings out if it means getting a blow job and a fuck! And our horny warders reckon these serial offenders deserve serial shagging! So it's stand by your beds lads and bend over when the officers say so! And call me "Sir!" while you're at it! These lippy tagged –up boys have to learn to earn their privileges the hard way - by servicing a whole lot of Jailhouse cock….

Its the Mogsy's versus the rest of the world in Trigas take on gang warfare. They might be up for a good scrap but they're also up for a fuckin good fuck.David Mogsy is the local gang boss. He runs a tight crew and anyone who gets out of line gets what's cumming to them- namely, his big fat cock up their arse! When the Mogsys get fucked over with some stolen trainers the shit hits the fan and every gangsters arse in town is in danger of gettin shafted! Post code wars? If you cum on David Mogsy's patch you'll get more than a good kicking! Don't mess with the Mogsy's!

The builders are in and some of the lads are having a beer break ... After a bit of argy bargy between Dave the cocky mancunian and Chris the scouser Dave puts his money where his mouth is and dares him to taste his big dick... And what with all the beer they've all just necked down the lads are bursting for a piss. Young apprentice Adam is straight down on his knees and gets a mega piss-hosing from the rest of the randy crew. After that ice breaker It's water sports all round..with gushing gallons of British Builders piss and not a mug of tea to be seen!

It's drinks all round in Blokes Down the Boozer as blokes go down their mate's boozer then blokes go down on their mates - go on Tony suck that fucking cock. Six horny lads chillin an havin a laugh want a blow job and they don't care how they get it. Fuck the birds? No not possible and there's no fucking stripper. So these lads fuck each other senseless and get wasted. It's laid back and natural filthy and dirty... these lads get pissed and they take the piss if yeh get our drift. Chris the Scouser shows himself off, proper British n fit as fuck, watch him get banged... after all it is a party, not to mention blonde Liam. From Reading... he knows what he fucking wants!

Fancy a pint or something a bit stronger? Well come on down to The Cock Inn where there's always a warm welcome, especially if you've got a big fat cock to suck on. Cockney geezer Terry has knocked up a dirty back-street boozer where it's a case of Time Gentlemen Please to get a proper good banging.