An eight-year-old girl finds a way to bring her warrior comic book heroine Xanadu Hellfire from the future to the present. Xanadu's evil sister follows, and stuff gets crazy. Inspired by everything from Conan to Thor, Mad Max, and Clerks.

Pastor Jim Moore agrees to study nudism to argue against his hosts' nudist relatives, but his research leads him to embrace the nudist lifestyle, forever changing his life and beliefs.