Dewight has a problem shut away deep in his mind. Old Man Kavenaugh has a problem locked away in his decrepit shed behind his rural home. When Dewight's car breaks down on a lonely road near Kavenaugh's abode, the two have a chance encounter that spirals into an ever increasing bizarre, horrific, and nightmarish journey.

Santa Claus and his elves are ready to deliver presents to children everywhere, but the evil wizard, Cosmo Scam, has hatched a plot to kidnap Santa and take his place! One by one, Cosmo abducts Santa’s elves and replaces them with his evil henchmen. Can Fred the Elf save Christmas before Cosmo burglarizes the world?