Set in Petaling Street in 1908, it tells of a hokkien mee seller (Mark Lee) who finds himself entangled in deadly battles with skilled fighters. Little did he know that he is in possession of a lost treasure map linked to the Qing Dynasty and must refrain himself from consummating his marriage to master the "Virgin Kung Fu" skills to overcome his opponents

With the recent crime rate, a group of people decided to form a neighborhood watch to patrol their small town. The people who formed the watch are mostly retirees, and are fans of action movies, always imagining themselves to be an action hero like their idol. Their chance to be a hero finally comes when a mysterious girl appear in their town to seek their help.