Milanese policeman Peppino and Neapolitan florist Ambrogio celebrate Christmas in the same ski resort town along with their families. After they discover that both their sons are dating, but have never met their girlfriends in person, the parents embark on a private war against those dating apps that seem to have reached almost everything and everyone.

Italy, early '90s. Calm, clever and inscrutable, politician Giulio Andreotti has been synonymous with power for decades. He has survived everything: electoral battles, terrorist massacres, loss of friends, slanderous accusations; but now certain repentant mobsters implicate him in the crimes of Cosa Nostra.

Five nuns traveling in a minibus are kidnapped and drugged by five hooded figures who take their place. They are Milù, Felicetta, Asia, Maria, and Maddalena: five women with turbulent pasts who met during a rehabilitation program in prison. They show up at the abbey to retrieve some loot.