"Hand it over!" Three words butt boys long to hear from their able and ready tops. Upon command, round melon asses point skyward, assholes quiver with anticipation, and streams of lube pour out to coat demanding hands.

Butt pigs have known for centuries what the rest of the world's men are only now discovering from those home improvement shows on television: Nothing matches the pride and joy one man feels when he shares with another his custom-built inner sanctum, nestled deep within the walls of his own domain, his ManCave.