Youngster Dogmatix, ordered by the Germanic tribe on a mission to procure wenches for his bored chieftain, is struck with a blow, along with his mace mate: the Roman Empire arrives and demands some intense bashing!

Although the Romans believe they have conquered all of Germania, a village in the mountain valley continues to resist the empire as long as Caesar's daughter remains married to the local chieftain. One day, when Dogmatix is supposed to accompany this woman to the baths, a group of renegade legionaries manages to send her over the Jordan and conscript him into their own army. As a result, the unexpected giant finds himself in dangerous tiger country, where a legendary time tree is said to be located. By means of this magical botany he undertakes an unbelievable journey, perhaps to be able to set everything right again!

The yellow dot from space, he continues to do his mischief in terms of soul wear. However, because our interstellar colleagues are also fed up with being terrorized by this and his pocket-sized lackeys any longer, they choose Earth's choicest warrior, Peter Brockmann, to put a final and leaden end to the story.

Beate Thruse develops special female, human-like robots with Catwoman costumes for lonely, desperate men without sex lives. But unfortunately the Cats are all defective and have to be withdrawn. Unfortunately too late, because in the small town of Stadtlohn, the tame Cats have mutated into killer cats.

Miller, a badly injured cowboy, hears about a magic potion that is supposed to heal all wounds. He wants to get hold of it at any cost. But two men of God fearlessly stand in his way...

Charly is a complete loser who forms a gang to rescue his sister from a vampire.

On the shores of a deserted island, a band of pirates anchors with the intention of digging up a legendary treasure of gold. In their expedition, however, they have made the bill without hooded murderous monks, who populate the island in droves, all intruders, which they get hold of, cruelly slaughter and even eat from the flesh of their enemies. A randomly passing blonde and her conditionally defensive bodyguard round out the well-groomed chaos.

Strange things are going on in the sleepy little town of Stadtlohn. A doctor at the local hospital is experimenting with his patients to turn them into will-less "exhibitionist killers". Unfortunately, the first leather coat creature manages to escape to his family. But strangely enough, the exposure results in his immediate death. The sister of the noodle wielder is not at all pleased about this and wants to inform the police about the mad doctor. In the meantime, he has created a whole army of perverted murderers and sends them out to destroy the witnesses. A bloody butchery marathon takes its course.

The earth is about to be invaded. What fate will our planet suffer? And as if that's not enough, Kalle falls in love with Sheeba, who happens to be the commander of the invading troops.

Who says Sleeping Beauty is a girl? We know that it is a male vampire who is just waiting to be awakened by a kiss. Because death is only the beginning...