All his life AJ Thompson has held a singular dream, to live in the great nation of France. After an especially miserable day, his friends set out to make this dream a reality (sort of). Along the way he encounters a series or bizarre and wonderful characters, falls in love, and is faced with the challenge of stopping an evil corporation from changing the world forever.

When AJ loses his favorite dog park, he must fight, fish, scrap, scrape, and sap to get it back.