John Holmes is dictating his memoirs on the terrace of a penthouse in New York City. He has just left sunny California and all the wild orgies. He is desperately searching for the one woman who can deep throat his massive manhood. He's looking for...The New York City Woman.

Haughty Alice is in for a surprise as she reluctantly takes refuge in the residence of her fiance, Jack. She finds her maidenhead taken from her, and is surprised to discover she likes it! Alice willingly assists Jack as they explore new escapades with unwitting victims.

A young couple's marriage is put to the test when they find themselves attracted to other people.

After her husband rejects her, Nora Pelham is advised by Dr. Malcolm to have an affair. Soon enough, even the fortune teller Madame Chaney convinces Nora having sex with her is already determined by fate.

A young director is a struggling filmmaker making hardcore features for the mob. His latest feature, he hopes, will be his big break into the world of "mainstream" film-making, but will the mafia allow him to realize his dream?

A shipment of Go-Go Weiners gets contaminated with the aphrodisiac Spanish Fly. This incident in turn causes an epidemic of wild and wanton lovemaking throughout New York City by people who eat the tainted hot dogs.