A company of swindlers is creating a school of nannies and teachers to provide “educational” services to the population. The company's employees are exclusively homeless people from the area of ​​three stations, subordinate to the foreman. The people chosen are very diverse, and a decent legend with recommendations is composed for each one. Thus, the scammers not only deceived gullible citizens who fell for the advertisement, but also quite realistically solved the problem of the homeless by providing them with food and a roof over their heads.

The car thief Boris, his longtime acquaintance Ivan, offers an easy job in the marriage agency "Love-service", which is officially engaged in the selection of suitors for every taste for single women with broken hearts, but in fact it is a well-planned scam.

Levchik, the owner of an Internet cafe, got into jail for financial fraud. His cellmates - the authority Zhuk and the repeat offender Kolyan quickly realized that Levchik had considerable grandmothers left in the wild. But they could not know that the criminally acquired money was pocketed by Levchik’s native aunt, the healer Maria Immaculate.

Oil tycoon Victor, nicknamed the Chief, comes to Moscow from the distant North. He is accompanied by a cunning rogue nicknamed Turkey and a big guy nicknamed Turnip. And what new Russian doesn’t like to relax in the capital on a merchant scale? And away we go: restaurants, casinos, strip clubs, girls. One day, Chef saw the young singer Olga Kachalova on TV and realized that she was the girl of his dreams. And as you know, when there is no money, dreams come true.