When the Lotus Cat Food Company finds itself in financial trouble, the owners decide to find a new, cheap source of meat -- the local graveyard. Only one problem -- soon cats develop a taste for human flesh, and tabbies are tearing out throats all over town.

A sweet and almost theatrical story of an elderly tailor (Lester) reminiscing about youth before his own death. A pompous director calls Lester in to get a suit made, is he up to the task? Also, will the most important film of the directors life starring the most beautiful man in the world be made?

Bizarre, salacious story about a former fat singer getting herself killed by a host of possible candidates. It seems that Rachel has a thing for younger men including her own son. A terrible actor poses as a policeman and we hear various characters go through their whereabouts at the time of Rachel's demise as well going into detail about their relationships with her with him brooding over what they say.

Based on the autobiography of the same name, The Light from the Second Story Window recounts the story of a naïve young man who goes to Hollywood in search of “fame and fortune,” but winds up working as a two-bit hustler.

New to Hollywood, a young cowboy wants to be a star. He meets an exiled director and the cowboy vows to help him regain his status. However, the Cowboy has to do a thing or two out of the ordinary to raise the budget for the film.

Earth Child, a handsome man, wanders the streets looking for…something. He reads a paper dated April 1st, inviting him to The House of Dreams at 13 Destiny Way.