A modern-day witch uses spells and magic to get men to fall in love with her, with deadly consequences.

After best friends Black and Blue's restaurant is shut down, Black needs to find some cash -- fast. He thinks his luck has turned when Blue's son, Fatboy, and his best friend, Spyda,, bring him a stash of stolen cellphones, and Black decides to sell them on the streets. There's only one problem: The boxes with the phones also contain the Colombian cartel's stash of Molly, which Spyda decides to sell.

A small-time thief, with the help of his unwitting, estranged daughter, puts together a band of Christmas caroling crooks to infiltrate a rich jerk's house in order to steal a giant diamond.