Documentary about British artist Andrew Logan as he attempts to put on the 2009 edition of his Alternative Miss World. The film also presents a history of the contest (which has run eccentrically since 1972) which was set up firstly as an excuse to have a good party, but has grown into a celebration of alternative lifestyles and sexualities. The documentary mixes archive footage, animated inserts, with talking head interviews and a fly-on-the-wall look at the organisation of the 2009 event

This is a wacky British muffdiving sex romp in the Benny Hill tradition (minus the misogyny). Chaos erupts when the Comps hockey team takes on the Muffs for a bit of rough and tumble. These girls just can't seem to keep themselves out of trouble both on the field and in the locker room. Harriet gets caught in the toilet with her hands full while the school Nurse sets to treating one of the injured players with an unusual set of implements from the first aid cabinet. Finally a film that's trying to be sexy without taking itself too seriously.