The story of a suburban family that finds themselves barricaded in their house following the outbreak of the Zombie plague. Along for the ride are a couple of elves and an actor that just might be the real Santa Claus. In the meantime, the President and his military advisers are holed up in a bunker feverishly trying to hatch a plan to rescue Santa and the desperate family.

Thong Girl must defeat the evil Electar, who is bent on destroying Music City with his new form of volatile electricity, while facing her own superhero insecurities.