Are you plagued by nocturnal visitations by amphibious, predatory humanoids dressed as Fishermen? Milford Luster is a renowned survivalist and pioneer in the field of Fishermen safety, a topic so important the government has done everything in their power to hide all record of the Fishermen Invasion of 1992.

In this wild farce, Southern Belle Terri Joe ventures to Miami to outrun wacky criminals and find a new church where she can atone for her sins.