Coach, no matter how much I practice, my results don’t improve…” Her boobs bouncing softly, Kagura comes over to me, her coach. Well, of course they don’t… “When I try to swing my driver, my boobs block my line of sight and I can’t see the ball…” I’m not sure she realizes it herself, but huge breasts are basically unnecessary for a female athlete… “Coach, you’ve been looking down the whole time—what are you looking at? I really want to know how to fix this…” She squeezes her presumably K-cup breasts together under her sweaty practice uniform and asks me. …That’s easy. I’ll teach her. “Listen, Kagura. If I make a hole-in-one in your pussy, it’ll be solved in one shot!”