Kirk Douglas

Harry Agensky

Dan Aykroyd

Lance Agensky

Corbin Allred

Michael Agensky

Lauren Bacall

Sin-Dee

Kurt Fuller

Moses Agensky

Jenny McCarthy

Sugar

Mariah O'Brien

Tiffany

June Chadwick

Roseanne Agensky

Lee Tergesen

Border Guard

Val Bisoglio

Tarzan